Our world famous Ugly Xmas Jersey is back!!
GET FESTIVE AND GET UGLY!!
This jersey is ‘just for fun’ and isn’t made from the same material as all our other jerseys.
This jersey features one fabric type, for the entire pattern.
As such, it is slightly less stretchy, however we both wear the same size Ugly Xmas Jersey, as our normal jerseys.
If you are between sizes, or your current NeoPro jersey is super tight or even if you plan on having a few extra Christmas puddings this year please select the larger size.
Please check the 4 specific measurements on the size guide.
Cold machine wash, line dry in shade.
This is a final sale item and is not eligible for returns.
We like our Jerseys to last and last a long time at that. We also like them to be comfortable. All of our Jerseys use breathable polyester on the front and back, meaning there is nothing stopping the heat escaping your body on those long rides. Being based in Queensland, we get intense sun all year round (I know, poor us, right?), so being Sun-Smart is important to us. All of our Jerseys have a UPF rating of 40.
Ventilation under the arms is important - so we make sure to use the best, most breathable mesh we could source. Made out of 90% polyester for durability and 10% spandex for its stretch - we designed these top quality mesh panels to be put through their paces.
We know things can get a little tight sometimes - had a couple beers in Iso? Eaten too much pudding? We got you. We know you still want to ride and don't want to replace your whole kit wardrobe. We use top quality YKK Zippers that don't pop under pressure. YKK is the biggest zip manufacturer in the world, so we know the quality is up to our high standards.
Some people like longer sleeves for the extra sun protection, some argue it's more aero and some just use them because they are cool. Whatever your reason, we increased the length of our sleeves to come just below the bicep head but not quite in the elbow ditch.
Having a wide and thick chamois can cause excess chafe, much like having the wrong size saddle. We have extensively tested over 50 chamois styles in the making of our famous bibs and this one is head and heels above the rest. Loved by men and women of all shapes and sizes, it really does work! From new cyclists starting out, to cyclist ‘Everesting’ in our bibs, we’ve got you covered with these!
See the 3 levels of the chamois here? Thats 3 different types (densities) of foam, ranging from 3mm, to 7mm, to 13mm deep! This means that you are protected where you are actually sitting (sit bones and perennial pressure points) and covered up where you want (and need) it most!
The triple density 13mm foam has been used where it matters most, because it means we get no nasty pinching whilst riding. Our layering techniques (3, 7 and 13mm sections) mean it doesn’t feel like we have a piece of folded cardboard between our legs.
